Mr.Hilmer+kuckamunga

Diary Entries of a captured slave.

Day 1. I'm not entirely sure what's happening. The one thing that i'm sure of is that I am absoloutely terrified! I've been kidnapped by these strange creatures. I'm not entirely sure what they are. My true question is what type of weirdo would kidnap a 15 year old child from..from.. from anywhere!?!? They look like the type of weird creature that should be locked in a cage immediately for fear that its' hideousness shall wipe out the human race. They took me yesterday afternoon when the sun was high in the sky. I was walking up the dirt road to my house when they suddenly popped out of a bush and snatched me up like I was the last piece of cornbread from one of mamas' Sunday meals. Despite my kicking and bellowing they refused to leave without me. The entire time they were talking in a foreign language that just sounded like jibberish to me. Obviously, they were talking about me or what they were doing to me. They shoved me into a small, what seemed to be storage compartment inside of a huge circular shaped thing that hovered above the ground. I sat in there for what seemed forever with even stranger looking creatures then the ones that kidnapped me. About every two minutes they let out an ear splitting screech that was excruciating. I'm not sure if it was some sort of inner alarm system that they had, but whatever it was, I hated it. None of us were tied up, but there seemed to be no escape. Believe me, I looked. -Miranda

Day 2. I'm going to have to give up. All of my hope has been lost. I have been ripped away from not only my posessions, but my family! How am I to survive without them! What am I supposed to do without food! Have I failed to mention that I have not eaten since my kidnapping, which was about 2 days ago...I think. I can't be positive obviously! The creatures I am locked in here with seem to be dieing out. They look even creepier and more depressed then when this whole thing started. -Miranda

Day 3. When awoke from my slumbering this morning a giant platter of food sat floating in the middle of the room. I awoke at just about the same time as the creatures that I now am going to refer to as Kuckamungas. So, anywho I awoke just as they were and just as I did they spotted the large platter of food. Since my mind is partially insane, due to my stomach eating itself with hunger, the Kuckamungos and I had a battle royal over the food. I was victorious. I won the food. I ate it all as quickly as I could.